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The joke earns its place by being specific, just inappropriate enough and extremely difficult to mistake for corporate copy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works wherever casual clothing is appropriate and boring clothing is not: festivals, nights out, travel days, queer bars and aggressively social weekends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also makes a gloriously specific gift for anyone searching for a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt or sarcastic Pride top, especially when the goal is something that feels like actual queer culture rather than a rainbow pasted onto generic clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design may be loud, but the tank itself is deliberately easy to wear. Soft combed and ringspun cotton keeps the everyday colors comfortable, while lightweight tri-blends are used for selected shades. Side-seamed construction adds shape without turning the fit overly structured. Easy to wear, impossible to mistake for beige.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGet Those Nuts Away From My Face! Unisex Tank Top Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142.40 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz\/yd² (90.07 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30 singles thread weight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach tank is made especially for you after you place your order. 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