{"product_id":"i-smell-old-people-birthday-letterpress-card","title":"I Smell Old People Birthday | Letterpress Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"83770dc0-6a63-4fa8-9854-628052987959\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-72\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"93643004-c9df-44b5-a8f2-dbc479630708\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-69725d84-3574-832b-a1ec-f38eafc27d03-85\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-80\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"16d8fef3-8e09-4c77-a02e-f3f3ce2ee360\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"39\"\u003eFunny. Cheeky. Totally Unfiltered.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"41\" data-end=\"237\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong data-start=\"45\" data-end=\"69\"\u003e“I Smell Old People”\u003c\/strong\u003e card is the perfect pick for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and zero filter. Bold, unexpected, and laugh-out-loud funny, this card is guaranteed to get a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"505\"\u003eLetterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California, it features crisp black ink pressed into bright white, tree-free paper for a premium, tactile feel. Finished with a bright neon yellow envelope, this card makes a statement before it’s even opened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"530\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"576\"\u003eA humor-forward card that doesn’t hold back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"803\"\u003eBold, cheeky message that gets instant laughs\u003cbr data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"626\"\u003eLetterpress printed on a vintage printing press\u003cbr data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"676\"\u003eBright white, tree-free paper with luxe texture\u003cbr data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"726\"\u003eEye-catching neon yellow envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"762\"\u003eBlank inside for your own personal note\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"805\" data-end=\"817\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"856\"\u003eCrafted with quality and personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"1028\"\u003ePaper: Bright white, tree-free paper\u003cbr data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eInk: Black\u003cbr data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"910\"\u003eEnvelope: Neon yellow\u003cbr data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"934\"\u003eSize: 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003cbr data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"955\"\u003eFormat: Folded card, blank inside\u003cbr data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"991\"\u003ePackaging: Sealed in a cello sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1144\"\u003eBirthdays, milestone moments, roast-style gifting, or anyone who appreciates unapologetic humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1146\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003eAt Juli’s, we love cards that keep things fun and fearless — and this one delivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"e53870b4-80b9-49f0-9d59-c096715a04c4\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-74\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51505874174121,"sku":"qra1793840656180","price":4.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/7745\/5017\/files\/i-smell-old-people-birthday-letterpress-card_1.webp?v=1793840670","url":"https:\/\/nashchiccart.shop\/products\/i-smell-old-people-birthday-letterpress-card","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}